I just thought of something I could share on a daily basis. My cousin got me a page-a-day calendar for Christmas, and I thought perhaps all no-one of you who read this might be interested. Normally I don't use these things, but the 'You Might Be a Redneck If...' one is actually rather amusing. At least this way I'll remember them all (sans the 47 that I've already torn off and thrown away) after the year is up.

So without further ado, here's todays:

You might be a redneck if...

Every time you walk into the bank, the loan manager starts shaking his head "no."