You might be a redneck if:

Your plumbing makes poltergeist noises.

Ok they can't all be winners. On to more things

I'm so damn nice. For some reason the people at the Dental Branch have decided that my desk phone number is one of their information lines, so fairly regularly I get calls from random people for information about the DB. Just now I had a chick call me looking for directions to the building. She is from Dallas, and yahoo maps and mapquest didn't help her. What do I do? I pulled it up on Google Maps, and told her how to find it there.

So damn nice.