*lame post alert*

YMBARI:

3/7: You've ever beaten someone up because they had a library card.
3/8: There is a picture of you, in your wedding dress, holding a stringer of fish.
3/9: You cried the day your son tapped his first keg.
3/10: Your high school graduation was the headline of the local paper.
3/11: You're making payments on more than one wedding ring.
3/12-13: Your anniversary dinner included pickled pig's feet.
3/14: Your class reunion is a keg party in the woods.