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YMBARI

11/16: You know more than twenty party tricks involving cigarettes.
11/17: Your barber wears rubber gloves.
11/18: You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
11/19 & 11/20: People often mistake you for an Elvis impersonator.
11/21: You call anyone who completes the eigth grade "Brains".
11/22: Your car won't start because of the ear wax buildup on the key.
11/23: The local bloodmobile is an ice-cream truck on weekends.
11/24: You've ever carved a turkey with hedge clippers.
11/25: Your fourteen-year-old smokes in front of her kids.
11/26 & 11/27: You've ever been injured playing Ping-Pong.
11/28: You're using your kid's swing set as an engine hoist.
11/29: The air freshener in your truckin your truck smells better than your spouse.
11/30: Your retirement plans include getting your own place.
12/1: You think "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
12/2: You've ever had a romantic encounter on a riding mower.
12/3 & 12/4: There is afour-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
12/5: You and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.
12/6: Your voice changed while you were still in second grade.
12/7: You pawned your grandfather's pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.
12/8: You've ever made a cup of coffee with a welding torch.
12/9: You've ever framed an Auto Trader cover.
12/10 & 12/11: Your father-in-law said you had no class so you spit at him.
12/12: More than one person at your class reunion was on a weekend pass.
12/13: You eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
12/14: Your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bat to every other Saturday night.
12/15: You've ever worn anything tie-dyed to a job interview.
12/16: You've ever been arrested for loitering.
12/17 & 12/18: You move to another state so you can buy beer on Sundays.
12/19: You've ever lit a cigarette with an arc welder.
12/20: A screwdriver is required to open the trunk of your car.
12/21: You got your picture taken on Santa's knee, but your kids didn't.
12/22: Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
12/23: The Santa Claus at your mall smokes while he is working.
12/24 & 12/25: Your cousin stood up at Christmas dinner and shouted, "All ya'll can kiss my ass!"
12/26: Your pastor had to deliver a sermon titled "Stealing the donkey from the church nativity scene is wrong."
12/27: You'd taken three pregnancy tests before you ever took a driving test.
12/28: You were married in a Laundromat.