Ok, so my blog has been reduced to a place where I just relate neat shit I find on the Intarweb I guess. Oh well, at least I'm providing No One with interesting content.

I have a new hero:

This guy makes Rambo look like a tutu wearing fairy.


In case you don't want to read the whole thing, here's a spoler:

In the mid to late 1800's, there was a trapper in the wilderness who's wife was murdered by Crow indians while he was gone one season. He made it his life's goal to kill every Crow he could find. So he did. Not only did he murder every one he found, the then butchered them and ate their liver.

That's not what makes him the hardest dude I've ever heard of. Eventually the Crow put a bounty on him. A group of some other indians ambushed our boy on the road one day to collect on that bounty. That night he chewed through the leather they had him bound with, slipped out the back of the teepee he was prisoner in, killed the lone guard with a single punch, THEN cut that dude's leg off and beat the rest of the group to death with it. FROM THERE he began the long trek back home and used that leg he'd cut off to live on until he got back home.

D=

I am in awe.