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YMBARI

4/15: You've ever hunted quail in the interstate median.
4/16-4/17: Every time the wind blows, you find shingles in your yard.
4/18: You've ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.
4/19: You clean your garage and realize that you didn't sell your motorcycle.
4/20: Your sneeze can disrupt TV reception.
4/21: You bum cigarettes from your preacher.
4/22: Getting your car inspected means paying a bribe.
4/23-4/24: Your hairstylist also cuts your grass.
4/25: You're on a taxidermist's mailing list.
4/26: Coworkers anonymously leave Bean-O on your desk.
4/27: Someone calls security every time you visit the mall.
4/28: Mosquito Control comes to talk to you about your pool.
4/29: You've ever used a bar stool as a weapon.
4/30-5/1: You use your bathroom plunger every day.
5/2: You think paprika is a third-world country.