Today's is great, so I'll catch up on them:

YMBARI

4/1: People drive by your house to look at Christmas lights in April.
4/2&3: Your bucket seats are real buckets.
4/4: Auto salvage yards regard you as competition.
4/5: You;ve ever had to bail your mother out of jail for beating up a Little League umpire.
4/6: You talk to your dog more than your wife.
4/7: Your grandmother ever tried to hit a highway worker with a beer can.
4/8: There's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.
4/9&10: The last time you cleaned the ashes out of your fireplace, Richard Petty didn't know how to drive.
4/11: You don't recognize several relatives when they're sober.
4/12: You mudflaps were declared offensivein thewty-three states.
4/13: You've ever watched the Daytona 500 naked.
4/14: Your dog has been blacklisted by the groomer.