A shitty update for you, but an update nonetheless:
YMBARI:
2/25 You've re-used a "yard sale" sign more than ten times.
2/26&27 Your favorit "adult beverage" doubles as gas for your car.
2/28 The seats on your porch used to be seats in your car.
3/1 The Palmolive you soak your hands in also has dirty dishes in it.
3/2 You've ever dreamt about tires
3/3 The only newspapers you read are sold in the checkout line of the grocery store.
3/4 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3/5&6 Every time you attempt to put your boat on your trailer, a crowd gathers to watch.
3/7 You've ever beaten someone up because they had a library card.
That's about it. I suppose I could tell the story of going to the rodeo on Friday and our tickets being the wrong day, but I've got shit to do. Suffice to say we basically snuck in to the midway and food part, but couldn't get in to see the show. Melissa and I walked around the rides and those annoying fuckers who yell at you to waste $$ on rigged games, but we had a good time. She ate her first caramel apple.
What else? Oh yeah, I spent all of last week play Magic Online. The newest set came out (Betrayers of Kamigawa, for me to laugh at years from now when I look back at this being the "newest" set) Anyway, I made a huge dent in getting 5 of all the rares (4 to play with, 1 to redeem and collect). Once I came to work on Monday morning, I have 191 out of 275 needed rares.
Should I opine on something? Iunno, I've got nothing to opine on at the moment. Brian got in a tizzy last night because we chastised him about being overly happy about going to see Jeff Foxworthy around Melissa (who's school is the reason the ticket was open). He got all sad and decided to go home, which got my generic reply of "ok" followed by proceding to carry on as if the person got exactly what they wanted. Passive aggressive is stupid. If you've got a problem come out and fucking say it. Otherwise, don't be upset when you get exactly what you are asking for during one of your little "woe is me" parties. (NOTE: this is aimed in general, not specifically at Brian) Don't make a stupid passive aggressive comment on something, or I'm likely to take you up on it.
Hmm, I guess I did have something.
This update was brought to you by "The Rain" temporarily canceling my "Shit To Do" since my STD involves walking down the street, and TR makes that a decidedly unpleasant process.
Oh, and umbrellas are for women and homosexuals.
