Friday, February 18, 2005

You might be a redneck if:

Your plumbing makes poltergeist noises.

Ok they can't all be winners. On to more things

I'm so damn nice. For some reason the people at the Dental Branch have decided that my desk phone number is one of their information lines, so fairly regularly I get calls from random people for information about the DB. Just now I had a chick call me looking for directions to the building. She is from Dallas, and yahoo maps and mapquest didn't help her. What do I do? I pulled it up on Google Maps, and told her how to find it there.

So damn nice.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

I just thought of something I could share on a daily basis. My cousin got me a page-a-day calendar for Christmas, and I thought perhaps all no-one of you who read this might be interested. Normally I don't use these things, but the 'You Might Be a Redneck If...' one is actually rather amusing. At least this way I'll remember them all (sans the 47 that I've already torn off and thrown away) after the year is up.

So without further ado, here's todays:

You might be a redneck if...

Every time you walk into the bank, the loan manager starts shaking his head "no."

It's a beautiful morning people!

Nothing much to add, I just wanted to get that peeing post off the top. I'll try and come up with something witty later.