I am a terrible person, because this is the only stupid update I can come up with at the moment. Why am I doing this again?

YMBARI

6/1: You've ever backed down an exit ramp.
6/2: You fix holes in your truck with duct tape.
6/3: People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.
6/4 & 6/5: When playing golf, you yell the word "fore" more than you write the number "four".
6/6: There are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.
6/7: All of your golf balls come in an egg carton.
6/8: You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
6/9: All of your cousins are kissing cousins.
6/10: Anything in your home is running off a car battery.
6/11 & 6/12: The only vegetable in your diet is the pickle on a Big Mac.
6/13: You refuse to slide in softball because you don't want to crush your cigarettes.
6/14: Your dogs are chasing your car a mile down the road.
6/15: Your wedding vows were interrupted by a fist fight.
6/16: You bum a dip from your mother.
6/17: Your wife left you for last year's winner of the hog-calling contest.
6/18 & 6/19: Your wedding pictures have a propane tank in the background.
6/20: You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
6/21: Realtors refuse to sell your home.
6/22: Your TV remote control is your son, Junior.
6/23: You stare as a can of frozen orange juice because it says "concentrate".
6/24: You can count to eleven on your fingers.
6/25 & 6/26: The place where you vacationed last year won't allow you to come back this year.
6/27: You work without your shirt on and so does your husband.
6/28: You spray Cheez Whiz directly into your mouth.
6/29: You lost money betting on the Lingerie Bowl.
6/30: You openly wept when Pamela Lee had her implants removed.
7/1: You've ever participated in a burp-off.
7/2 & 7/3: You buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives.
7/4: Someone is permanently staying on your couch.
7/5: The first drive-in movie you saw was from across the road.
7/6: Your idea of family planning is figuring out the chain of hand-me-downs..
7/7:Your dentist has adult magazines in his waiting room.
7/8: Your favortie actor is E.T.
7/9 & 7/10: You have the entire WWE slurpie cup colelction proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer.
7/11: You are using a Twister mat as a shower curtain.
7/12: During your wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?"
7/13: You have a full set of salad bowls that say "Cool Whip" on the side of them.